Here is a list of things cats don't understand.

• Cause and effect: "Ow ow OW don't pull don't brush me don't ... hey, the awful mat is gone. NO DON'T YOU TOUCH ME WITH THAT BRUSH."
• Human hygiene: "Let me rub all over your faaaaaaace and leave my eye boogers on your nose! Now let me stick my muzzle in your open mouth! Hey, why are you pushing me?"
• Food safety: "Other!cat just vomited up all her dinner on the floor. It's my dinner now! Nom nom nom."
• Humans that are moving: "But I just curled up in your lap! Where are you going?"
• Humans that are not moving: "Heeeeeey. Heeeeey, wake up! Wake up! It's 3am! Time to play! Why aren't you waking up?"
• Long Short term memory: "Yum, a poinsettia! blerch yak hurl Well that tasted bad, not gonna eat that ag-- yum, a poinsettia!"

I had a dream last night that I'd brought my cats on a train to Hungary, but had not crated them, so when we arrived at our destination I couldn't figure out how to get them to my host house without losing them in Europe. Then I decided since nothing else made sense, I could imagine a shrink ray and shrink them down to pocket-sized, and carry them in my cupped hands. So that is what I did. Thanks, Morpheus.

Also, hi. I have a blogspot now!